A weird nationality quiz.

British
[N] You drink a lot of tea.
[N] You know what a brolly is.
[N] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[who?] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[N] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[Y] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[N] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[Y] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[N] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2


Australian
[N] you wear flip flops all year.
[N] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[Y] You love a backyard Barbie.
[Y] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[Y] You love the beach.
[N] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[N] You're a sports fanatic.
[N] You are tanned.
[A what?] You're a bit of a bogan.
[Y] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4

Italian
[N] The Sopranos is a great show.
[N] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[Y] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[Y] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[N] You know Italian songs.
[N/Y] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[N] You speak some Italian.
[Y] You are under 5'10".
[N] You know what an Italian horn is.
[N] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (BTW pizza is American/Italian)
[X] You talk with your hands. (I have done that before...)
Total: 3.5

Spanish
[N] You say member instead of Remember.
[Y] You speak Spanish or some.
[Y] You like tacos.
[N] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (What does that pertain to being spanish??)
[N] You are dark skinned.
[Y] You know what a Puta is.
[Y] You talk fast occasionally.
[Y] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (I used to. Not anymore. All natural brown
here!)
[N] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[N] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[N] You get short tempered.
[N] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[Y] You get cold easily.
[Y] Rain is fun for you.
[N] You get into contests all the time.
[Y] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 3

Irish
[N] You think beer is the best.
[N] You have a bad temper.
[N] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[Y] You have blue or green eyes. (And again, depends on my mood)
[Y] You like the color green.
[Y] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[N] You have a family member from Ireland.
[N] You have red hair.
[N]You have/had freckles.
[Y] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[N] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[N] You have nappy hair.
[N] You like rap.
[N] You know how to shoot a gun.
[N] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (*Shrugs* I don't really know. I don't really pay attention to him any longer)
[Y] You like chicken.
[Y] You like watermelon.
[N] You can dance.
[Y] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[N] You have slanty/small eyes.
[N] You like rice a lot.
[N!] You are good at math.
[Y] You have played the piano.
[N] You have family from Asia.
[Y] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[N] Most people think you're Chinese.
[N] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[N] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[Y] You like bread.
[N] You think German Chocolate is good.
[N] You speak some German.
[Y] You know what Schnitzel is.
[Y] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[N] You went to Pre-school.
[Y] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian (WINNER)
[Y] You like/play/played hockey.
[N] You love beer.
[Y] You say eh. (All the time, eh.)
[Y] You know what poutine is.
[Y] You speak some French.
[Y] You love Tim Horton's.
[Y] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[Y] You watch/watched Degrassi, Corner gas or The Red Green show.
Total: 7

American
[N] You hate foreigners.
[N] You hate non - Christians.
[N] You're lazy. At times.
[N] You have had an abortion.
[N] But love the penalty.
[N] You don't read.
[N] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[Y] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

Belgian:
[Y] you grow some small vegetables in the yard. (When i live in the country)
[Y] you like french fries.
[N] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[N] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[N] you speak both Dutch and French
[Y] you like Belgian waffles. (*shrug*)
[N] you call a pub or bar a café.
[N] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[N] you drive/own a French or German car.
[Y] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 4

Dutch:
[Y] you like the color orange.
[N] you are a football enthusiast.
[N] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[N] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[N] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[Y] you have a cheerful nature. (I try)
[N] you like the sea.
[Y] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[What?] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 3